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[20 Jun 2005|02:08pm]
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[16 Jun 2005|04:41pm]
little bit of a reschedule:

Super-Ska/punk concert
Friday, July 8th at the Lebo Rec Center.
7-10
tickets $5
bands:
Hope on a Rope
CJ's Turtle
Skunk 11
and a special performance by Tim Kaye

Bands are subject to change. If a band for some reason does not show, no refunds!
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[31 May 2005|05:05pm]
Super-Ska/punk concert
Friday, July 15th at the Lebo Rec Center.
7-10
tickets $5
bands:
Hope on a Rope
CJ's Turtle
Bob and the Sagets

It'll be awesome. I promise!
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[21 May 2005|01:03am]

After a job well done, Sergeant Smith and Corporal McGuinness skip merrily along the beach.
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[15 May 2005|11:24pm]
So, I got bored and took this from Iva.

Name: Dan
Birthday: April 5
Birthplace: LA
Current Location: Pittsburgh
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5' 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Italian, Lebanese, and everything from the British Isles
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: Far too trusting sometimes
Your Fears: Anything having to do with testicles and pain
Your Perfect Pizza: Green Peppers, Mushrooms, Sausage, Tomato, maybe spinach if I'm in the mood
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get Laid... No, wait, that's bad... Get laid twice.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL, ic, !!!1!!!!!1!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Too damn early...
Your Best Physical Feature: Happy trail
Your Bedtime: I still don't know if a 5:30 in the morning exists.
Your Most Missed Memory: anything that happened in LA
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: The O
Single or Group Dates: Who cares?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Dude, Schneider's.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Fuck that.
Do you Smoke: Fuck No
Do you Swear: See above
Do you Sing: All the time
Do you Shower Daily: I make an honest attempt... sort of... not really.
Have you Been in Love: Uh, pass?
Do you want to go to College: Not especially
Do you want to get Married: Whatever
Do you belive in yourself: If I didn't know any better, I'd say this question is really gay.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Only when my hair's straightened.
Are you a Health Freak: No way.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: I live for them
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, armpit, air trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes indeedy
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, and damn proud
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: I wish
In the past month have you been Dumped: Arg...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yeah
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, a lot in elementary school and a couple times in Middle school
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah, mostly just pops, though. Sometimes Iced tea
How do you want to Die: With a bang. Possibly with a hooker or from falling off of something really tall with dynamite strapped to my chest like a true Lebanese Terrorist!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Freelance writer/Short story author. Maybe write a novel.
What country would you most like to Visit: Sicily
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: guy: Blue girl: Green
Favourite Hair Color: guy:dark girl:doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: both: long
Height: guy: tall girl: short
Weight: As long as they're not shirt-bursting fat, it's all good
Best Clothing Style: None. As in, no clothes.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: 20 some. I Download, mostly. Fuck the music industry.
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: lemme count... oh, wait, 0.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not getting a piercing or a tattoo.


-JackJack&Jack
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[15 May 2005|01:45pm]
Hey, everyone. Do me a big favor and read the short story I posted on the 12th. I could use some feedback, because I want to expand on it despite the fact I already turned it in for credit. Just leave a comment and tell me what you think about it. Thanks.


-JackJack&Jack
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[13 May 2005|10:42pm]
Wow. Just fucking wow.

I went to The Shadow Lounge with Kyna today to see her friend's skapunk band play. There were 4 other bands there as well, and the whole venue was just great. I don't think I've danced that much before in my life. I met a few new people who are really cool, got a buncha phone numbers, and found out that there is a chalkboard in the men's bathroom that had a giant flower with a penis drawn on it. The whole night was just incredible, indescribable, really. I'll get back to you people on that tomorrow. My body hurts.

-The Management
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[12 May 2005|08:46pm]
Oh, and new layout.

Yohoho!
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STOP THE PRESSES! [12 May 2005|08:17pm]
[ music | Yohoho - KMFDM ]

Check this shit out:

The Good, the Bad, and the Scurvy )

My masterpiece... Enjoy.

-The Management

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[04 May 2005|11:02pm]
I think today was my shining moment in John Don's class.

He asked how the Americans defeat the Japanese in WWII, expecting a response from a sane student with insight.

Not what he got.

What he did get was the sound of me whistling while making a spiraling hand motion downwards, followed by an explosion sound effect accompanied by my hands stretching out as though something had combusted inbetween them.

Everyone stared at me for a few seconds. And then they laughed. "Yeah, that about covers it."
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[03 May 2005|09:57pm]
Anarchism > Nihlism.

Look them up. There's a difference.
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[30 Apr 2005|05:45pm]
[ music | Weird Science - Oingo Boingo ]

First off, I'd just like to say:
Fuck.

Second off, take this quiz: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/assault/etc/quiz.html

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[24 Apr 2005|11:41pm]
Who stole the money from the house fund?
Was it the coconut man?
FUCK THE COCONUT MAN!
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[19 Apr 2005|08:01pm]
The world needs some new philosophers. With all of our big achievements in conquest, technology, and other things that drive people farther apart, wouldn't it be nice to just have this new breakthrough philosophy like Confucionism or something to bring people back together?

Oh, and those shitty little quotes people come up with that say things like "Love is better than anything in the world! Teehee, I'm a cutesy turdface!" don't count.


-The Management
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[18 Apr 2005|05:06pm]
Well, I decided to buy some athletic shoes yesterday under the pretense that they be made in America, thereby avoiding sweatshop manufacturing and other unethical labor. So, I went with New Balance. They were the only company I could find that manufactured their shoes in the US. I searched on Google for "Shoes and Sweatshop" to see if I could find any other companies that manufactured in the US. Here's the first thing I clicked on:
Nike now lets you personalize your shoes by submitting a word or
phrase which they stitch onto your shoes, under the swoosh.
So Jonah Peretti filled out the form and sent them $50 to stitch
SWEATSHOP onto his shoes.
Here's the response he got...

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * )

I thought that was kind of interesting. Nike really doesn't want people becoming aware of what they do. People say "Yeah, I know they're made in sweatshops, so what?" usually don't know just how horrible it actually is in one of them.

If you think about it, if Nike is somehow able to pay over a billion dollars a year on advertising, hiring celebrities such as Michael Jordan, Mia Hamm, and others for endorsements, you'd think they could afford to pay their manufacturers in Vietnam and China a little more than $1.50 an hour?

-The Management
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[08 Apr 2005|11:01pm]
I believe a huge thank you needs to be given to the following individuals for the most out of nowhere surprise party ever!
Iva
Specter
Desa
Rachie Girl
Jamie
Grace
and Derek.

Thank you guys so much, that just made my week!
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[07 Apr 2005|10:49pm]
Wow, I haven't updated in forEVER. I've had 2 people (one threatened to castrate me) remind me to update this week, so what the hell?


It was my bday on Tuesday, for all you ignorant shits who didn't know that or just forgot. That was pretty cool. Iva surprised me by decorating my locker (while I was there) and stuffed it with confetti, a hair straightener, and the DVD for Cannibal! The Musical, the greatest movie EVER!

Desa baked me some brownies and surprised me later that night. Oh, wouldn't you like to know?

And then I got multiple "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" greetings from every which way. So that was a good day.

The Friday before that was when CIT weekend began. I had everything packed, and was ready to go. I popped open the trunk of my dad's car, and what did I find? A brand new Ovation acoustic-electric guitar! I nearly shit myself. Mom wanted me to be able to take it with me to KoK (kon-o-kwee) as an early bday present so I wouldn't be bored.... Like that could happen.

CIT weekend rocked. I was in the same group as Bobby Fucking Allan and Rachie girl. We had to carry giant-ass logs and put place them in the way of big hydraulic powered wedges that would split the wood. It was actually a lot of fun. Every once in awhile, a log would explode because the center of it was occupied by an ant colony. It was really cool. During the downtime, we chilled out around the lodge (which guys and girls shared, different rooms though) and just acted a damn fool all day long. It was great. KOK-LOVERS FOR LIFE!

So a lot has happened since my last update in March. Sorry I've been out of it. I'll get back in the habit of updating soon. Until then, catch you kids later.

-The Management
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[24 Mar 2005|08:44pm]
M-19 pic )
-The Management
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[22 Mar 2005|11:57pm]


For everyone who hasn't heard of the AYB phenomenon, this is what happens when babelfish and other online translators are used recklessly!
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[22 Mar 2005|07:52pm]
Well, I got a reply from the company I got Pandora from on Ebay. Here it is:

Hi Daniel.  I am very sorry about the problems with the guitar.  I thought the strings were kind of high myself but I don't know enough about guitars to know any better.  I'm surprised about the neck being warped.  To the naked eye it looks fine.  Let me talk to the Seller and see if he'll refund it.  He brings us a lot of stuff to sell and I'll highly recommend that he take care of this.  We sell things for other people on ebay and rely heavily on the information they give for the items we list for them.  He's a very old friendly gentleman  and I'm sure we can work something out.  Don't worry.  I know it's a lot of money for you and I would hate to see you get a raw deal.  Give me a few days to see what we can work out.

Sincerely,
John
Auctionup


That is the nicest business E-mail ever. And I've dealt with some asshole businesses in my day...

-The Management
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